Police in Clay County arrested Warren Thomas Michael III on DUI charges after he was driving erratically. He told police the squirrel under his shirt was eating him.
By Rich Jones
Jacksonville, FL —
A man arrested for DUI tells Clay County police the squirrel under his shirt was eating him.
An officer stopped Warren Thomas Michael III Saturday night for driving eratically on U.S. 17 near the Black Creek Bridge.
According to the police report, Michael did have a squirrel wrapped under his shirt.
After failing several field sobriety tests, Michael was arrested for DUI, and the squirrel was turned over to his girlfriend. She arrived on scene shortly after the traffic stop when Michael called her.
According to the report, Michael provided two breath-alcohol samples with unlawful levels of .145 and .156.