Oh hey you guys, this news is sure to rock you to your core and shake everything you believe about what is true and real: Jesse James is a cheater. Can everyone who is surprised to hear that please stand up? Oh good, you are all still seated.
After having met the 19th woman (yep, I said … 19th! homeboy likes to play hard) that Jesse cheated on her with over the last year, Kat Von D released a Facebook rant on Sunday chronicling at least 19 women/floozies that he had countless infidelities with.
Kat wrote, "Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year."
Come on, keep it in your pants duder! Cheating on your fiancée with 19 women?! How does anyone have the energy for that much deception? I can hardly make it through a full episode of Law & Order: SVU without passing out! I can barely muster the will to walk to the Rite Aid on the corner to get Easy Mac (let's be honest … I usually drive). Who has the will to have that many clandestine affairs or take the initiative to lie to someone they love that many times?