We’re celebrating National Lazy Day the only way we know how - by featuring other people’s tweets! Here’s our top 10 of the laziest moments from Twitter that almost made us get off the couch. Almost.
Somebody wrote "wash me" on my car. I'm so lazy, I just wrote "no" under it.
— Patrick McLellan (@pmclellan) February 28, 2012
I'm so lazy that even if I had one of those bunk beds which has a desk underneath I would still probably moan about the commute
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) July 20, 2016
I'm too lazy up get up to kill this moth but we locked eyes & I made a slitting motion across my throat so I know I scared him.
— summer goth 🦇 (@NicCageMatch) April 4, 2014
@whatwouldDOOdo dear MLB, when do pitchers report back for ST? I've got one who's gotten a bit lazy in the offseason pic.twitter.com/7f73fHNMQU
— Eireann Dolan (@EireannDolan) January 24, 2014
It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile so stop being so lazy, happy people.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 7, 2015
You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'
— ᏆhᎬ ᏦᎪᏞᎽAᏁᎥi® (@SmileIsPeace) November 29, 2015
I'm so lazy I just gave up halfway through a shrug.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) June 13, 2011
If I truly "lived each day like my last" I would probably just cancel my plans and lie down.
— Babe Parker 📝 (@BabeParker) May 26, 2016
Humans are so lazy we are 70% sure that robots are going to kill us all but we keep making them because chores suck.
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 30, 2015
Autocorrect on my phone has made me so lazy. I type “hrkkp” and get pissed off that it doesn’t get changed to “hello”
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) June 29, 2014
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